It’s not going anywhere, Chris. Yes, I am impressed that you made it move, Chris. But I won’t be impressed if it rolls on top of you and kills you, Chris.
Being both a Manly Man and a kind spirit, when one of the neighborhood kids came by asking if we had any old bird-nests about that she could use for a school project, Chris pulled out the ladder and went up a tree to fetch her one.
I love my Chris!