"October 3, 2009, 10:00 a.m. A falconry demonstration will be given my wildlife expert Marla Isaac on the softball fields at the Wrentham Developmental Center. Isaac will bring hamks [I'm sure they meant to type "hawks"], vultures, and owls to her presentation. Please, no dogs. The event is sponsored by the Wrentham Open Spaces Committee. "
As Chris said when I brought this to his attention: OMG OMG OMG OMG!